GIN & BLAHNIK

There is no arguing this is the best time of year. School is wrapping up, the weather is awesome, and the Autumn 2012 collections are gracing the interweb. Most fall collections are the bees knees for a number of reasons. Not only do we see furs, mohair and rich colors, but every designer seems to carefully monitor if a person would actually wear the garments. Expect oversized coats, huge buttons, metallic fabrics and square box heels.

• This is felt. A felt dress.

For full coverage of all the hottest Fall collections click the picture above. It completely illuminates the risk of being oblivious when they mention Commes des Garcons Fall 2012 looked like doll clothes.

I never do personal posts, but if you are diggin’ the voice of Gin & Blahnik then check out my Twitter @PuffywithaD. It just so happens my background is Mary Katrantzou’s patterns.

If you see a cast member from The Sisterhood of the Travelling Pants wearing the same things as you, it is guaranteed you look like an idiot. Blake Lively wearing white flares is no exception. Sure, it’s summer and you want to look tanned and toned, but white pants are distracting and a great way to tell people you have more than one house

• These light pants are just that much more subtle than horrendous white pants the peeps sport on the Jersey Shore.

Wearing white pants is a thing best left to the experts. White is an unforgiving color that not only shows rolls and underwear, but anything you sit on. Much like wearing red, such an overwhleming color like white becomes the focal point of the outfit that is hard to match shit with. Steer clear my friends! Go for a light color like gray blue, seafoam green, mint or all the floral patterns you see on the shelves. You are yoo young to look like a Real Housewife of Orange County, say no to white pants!

Marc Jacobs is not only the most attractive salt and pepper gay man in the world, but he has been the artistic director of Louis Vuitton since 1997. Never a disapointment, this New York native recently wow’d everyone with the Louis Vuitton Fall 2012 collection, and if you don’t recognize the cut-out flower patterns of Spring/Summer 2012 check out Shirley Manson on the latest edition of NYLON.

• The bags! The shoes! The patterns! The hat! MARCY MARC!

Can’t put your finger on the name? Marc Jacobs also has his own successful brand MARC BY MARC JACOBS. It’s safe to say he is one busy, talented fashionista.

Camping not your thing? Drink 100 beers and it will be. Can’t make a fire? Drink 100 beers and you can! Make your own food? Drink 100 beers and who needs it!?

• This is me drunk dancing with a Lucky in the Canadian back country. You’re welcome.

What better way to spend a weekend then sitting around a fire made of provincial park trees and drinking? Drunk camping is the perfect opportunity to get in touch with nature, eat a ton of shit food, and tell people what you really think about them. Grab your friends, grab your cooler(s), and drunk camp.

  As ladies of the world begin to grow out their summer flow, it becomes harder and harder to find ways to get it out of your face. Gin & Blahnik has addressed fun buns and milk-maid braids, but if you are going for a messier approach check out this tip.

• Mandy Moore lives in a dumpster. Click her hair above for a tutorial on how not to look like this.

If you are wearing a side braid, bun or ponytail MAKE THAT SHIT LOOSE. You will look like Mandy Moore from “A Walk to Remember” if you don’t. Alexander Wang told everyone the side braid is cool in 2010, so texturize, back comb, curl, or whatever, just do not secure your braid or ponytail tight to your head.Go on, look like you just rolled out of bed! As long as your nails are nice and you aren’t wearing sweats you are in the clear. Wang does no wrong!

 Here’s a element of getting drunk that will become way more noticeable after it has been brought to your attention. If you sling a couple of drinks at anyone, their accent will become more and more exaggerated.

 People often lose track of the hilarity of their accent when they are constantly surrounded by people that speak the same. It is guaranteed that once everyone has a had a few beers expect their twang to strengthen. There’s something refreshing about the drunk freedom to enforce stereotypes about your own country so throw some shrimp on the barbie and embrace it!

• Canadian! She’s Canadian!

For some reason us Canadians often speak like the cast of “Fargo” once we are in a rye and coke death choke, but throw some errrs and ehs on anything and it’s good enough for us.