As December approaches it is time to fully embrace the fact you can’t go anywhere without freezing your arse off. Never fear! With a combination of the right accessories and some seasonal liquor you can stay toasty and fashionable where ever you wander this holiday season.
Over-the-knee Socks - Don’t completely sacrifice skirts and dresses this winter just because of some frost! Not only do over-the-knee socks go perfectly over tights to keep your legs warm, but they are just the right amount of slutty which will distract from the fact your nose is probably running.
Circle Scarf - No, Gin & Blahnik is not just advising you to hit up American Apparel’s signature items but a circle scarf is a better place to start than a deep V. There’s something a million times more cozy about a circle scarf and it can also double as something to warm up a cold bench when you are waiting for the train. Embrace your inner Helena Bonham Carter and sew those scarf ends together, or whatever.
ASOS Knit Turban in Steel
Turban - Way cooler and more formal than a toque. A head scarf is also looser to avoid fucking with your hair when you are getting dragged into the harsh conditions for Christmas shopping. Prada tells us turbans, we wear turbans.
The Perfect Egg Nog - Fill Christmas mug 3/4 of the way with dark spiced rum. Add one shot egg nog. Voila! Instant warmth.
Mulled Wine - Do you like wine? Do you like oranges? Do you like feeling like Ned Stark from Game of Thrones? Look no further than mulled wine. Santa most likely gets drunk off of this.
There, now you have no excuse to wear that marshmallow jacket.